: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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