On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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