Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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