you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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