around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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