we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
