3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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