brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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