i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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