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Dual....:-)
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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