i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I could fuck to npr.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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