I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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