I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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