Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
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go home
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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