i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
