He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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