she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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