You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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