It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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