My girlfriend figured out who you are.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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