My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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