is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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