he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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