yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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