no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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