Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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