"it" just moved
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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