People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
