all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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