Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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