What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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