Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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