does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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