"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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