if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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