i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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