Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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