This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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