you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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