OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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