Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I want to fling myself into the sun
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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