last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Randomize
