Yo dont text me then not text me
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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