my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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