Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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