My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
then he tried to convert me to islam
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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