is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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