I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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