also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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