the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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