so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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