I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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