Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
BRING THE BAGELS
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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