People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Randomize
