I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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