if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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