ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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