just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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