Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Quick, to the slutcave!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
how does that bad decision feel?
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